me: eats cake
me: cries bc calories
me: eats more cake
When I go to kill a bug but then it starts flying
When I smudge my nail polish right after putting...
howshouldibehave: I’m just like:
Listening to Dubstep
whatshouldwecallme: If I’m sober: If I’m not:
when my mom asks me what i want for dinner when i...